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I am Jacob. Early 30’s. I am a husband and a father. I live in Chattanooga, Tn. My bladder leads me to the restroom of almost every building I enter. With this, I have experienced many a urinal and have my favorites around town. I will share with you my favorites and which places to avoid. You may be asking yourself, "Who cares about your restroom adventures?" This is a question only you can answer, ya weirdo.