Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Back in the game

So it's been a while, just over 2 years to be exact. A lot has changed for me in those two years. I've traveled to some awesome places, bonded with people i never thought i would, fell in love and married my dream girl, bought a house, got a "big boy job." (Yesterday i spent 30 minutes daydreaming about finding a time capsule in a washing machine and traveling back to 1843. Getting into a bar fight while a fiddle player supplied the soundtrack and Edgar Allan Poe sat in the back of the smoky bar translating my brawl into some sick metaphor about society involving winged creatures and botany. Then i had a 40 minute conversation with a homeless man about Mississippi, which i know very little about and i get to call that office hours.)The rest of my job description involves hanging out with slouched over mouth breathers who always seem to be sweaty.(who i love.)I have interesting encounters and strange thoughts that i need to share and get out of my head. This being said...Jacob's Bladder is back in action.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

My Paul Simon and Dog dream/experience


So last night(the 11th of April) was a stormy night in Knoxville. Typically i love sleeping during storms and am out like a Zach Galifianakis Tyson encounter, but last night was a whole different situation. I was not out for very long when i awoke to Paul Simon and a large dog standing at the end of my bed....just watching the spectacle of me drooling and flailing my leg around while i slept! Paying no mind i fell back into dreamland.....because this was no dream....no this was an experience! Again, im razzled up and as the lightning flashes i once more see this small creature...and the dog too! This time I'm getting a little suspicious and as to why they are in my room and not moving? I try slip sliding away into a solid sleep, but WHOA these two are still here! I say PAUL what is it? Go bother Art or Julio can't you see im busy and cannot hangout with you and be best friends right now?? NO reply just gazing into my flustered little heart! I've come to the conclusion that this dream means, that our hero's are something you can look at for inspiration, but will do nothing for you! Don't let your dreams just be dreams, stay awake and fight for them....and that dog's can hangout with whoever they want because they are just dogs and are awesome!

There goes my hero
watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
he's ordinary
-Dave Grohl

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

few coffee benefits

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/health/5-health-reasons-to-not-quit-coffee-2460820

Damage Done!

This is why you always check your surroundings before dancing near steps.....you fall!